Tony sent me this joke so i thought i’d stick it on here.
If you now where it came from then i’ll credit you.
If not, I made it up myself
A young man moved into a new apartment, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While he was there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. The young man smiled at the young woman, and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying not to stare.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, ‘I hear someone coming. Let’s go into my apartment.’
He followed her in, and she closed the door and leaned against it, letting her robe fall off. Now nude, she purred at him, ‘what would you say is my best feature?’
He finally squeaked, ‘It’s got to be your ears.’
She said, ‘my ears? Look at these breasts. They’re full and 100% natural. I work out every day, my butt is firm and solid, and look at my skin – no blemishes anywhere. How can you say the best part of my body is my ears??
Clearing his throat, he stammered, ‘Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me.’
