Here ya are, the rules to the most adictive driving game there is!
(thats driving as in while in a car, as opposed to Grand Theft Auto)
Its kind of meant to be for 6-14 year olds but luckily, our mental ages are 6-14…
Enough rambling, here goes:
The rules are that while you are driving around you have to spot cars,
Not just any cars (thats too easy) but certain types of car and if you spot one you get to punch the other person in the car!
(Don’t hit the driver too hard, we’ve nearly had car crashes cos of that…)
You get one punch for a Mini, one punch for a yellow car (or lorry, or bike, or whatever if you play our version of the game) and now the important bit – 30 punches for a yellow Mini!!!
We’ve also changed it so you can do a nipple twist instead of the 30 punches after we drove past a BMW Garage and racked up 120 punches.
We decided to keep the 30 punches option because a girl that was in the car once refused to let me do a nipple twist… oh well.
Anyway, give it a go and become addicted!
Oh yeah!
My boss told me theres a new addition to the rules!
You get 30 punches for a pink car…