And now from the list of stupid things Tony has done…
We went out in Derby last year for someone’s birthday (it was around April so it would have been Clint’s / Sara’s / Holly’s / Steph’s) and frequented the usual drinking haunts: Revolution, Hobgoblins, then onto Desperate & Easy (Destiny & Elite really…)
By this point Tony was a bit worse for wear (wankered) and so decided to get a taxi back to Ashbourne (13 miles the other side of derby if you didn’t know) and so disappeared.
We found him the next day and he said that after wandering around looking for a taxi for a while, not being able to find one, he decided to start walking home and pick one up on the way.
Now, it may be that i’m not very observant, but i haven’t seen any taxi ranks on the 13 miles of country road running through Derbyshire, or it may be because there aren’t any…. so he ended up walking all the way home!
It was OK though – we managed to get a taxi after coming out of the club and got home a good couple of hours before Tony…
Dumbass (no offence mate)
I remember going on a trip in the car with Blaine and his then GF, I had a couple of bottles of Waggle dance in my back trouser pockets, it had been a great summer day of madness after the night before. We proceeded to the park where we saw all yall Blokes of Blog playing football on the rec. We were told about Toni?s walk home, and he was running round playin? football better than all of us! I still had the bottles of beer in my back trouser pockets, dunnow how they didn?t explode when I drunk em. We then sat down and played the rizzla game, you know the name on the forehead thing and you have to guess the name by answering questions. It was hilarious because on Blains GF rizzla was the Devil! Ha ha ha. Recently I said to Toni in the pub that I was amazed he was playing football that day, and he said to me he went comatose for a few days when he got home from the rec.