Having spent three years with these guys getting my bachelors in social interactions and consumption techniques I feel the need to pass on a warning. If you go out with these guys you?ll need a couple of things. The first is a pair of leashes.
I had great times going out with these guys, watching Andy?s grin get larger as he tries to cure his alcohol problem (not enough) and seeing Tony get so drunk he actually has to refer to his list of all his jokes (5) to remember them. However during the night you?ll notice two things first Tony drops further and further behind you as you walk from bar to bar, and occasionally starts walking in the wrong direction. Second Andy starts to grin manically and occasionally disappears and reappears with a drink in each hand.
The problem is they both have a homing instinct when drunk. Tony after a certain amount of alcohol will start to walk to Ashbourne not caring of distance, or what is in between. I think that if drunk and blindfolded in the Himalayas Tony would spin like a compass and start to walk straight home, jumping from mountain to mountain like a horny goat. Andy just has the uncanny ability to be drawn alcohol. In an Omish funeral?s minute of silence on Mars he would open a beer. When drunk he will suddenly remember a bottle of vodka somewhere (usually already empty) and start running.
So tie a leash to both (preferably a choke chain) or you will end up going home with a guy you meet in a bar to meet his parents and take a tour of a ghost house (thanks Lee it was a great, great night; Steph I can?t believe you shot me down.)
The second is a pair of swimming trunks??
Hee hee – i”d forgotten about Tom falling in the river in ashbourne when he went “for a walk”
Classic! Thats why we need this thing