We Did It!

Right.. I?m a bit tired… mainly because last night was the second night in a row that i fell asleep naturally……sitting upright on Wellsy and Tony?s sofa, but that?s by the by, let?s get on with it:   I don?t know how common knowledge it is but us boys have been boycotting the White Hart for a while now (about 2 months) for a multitude of reasons: –

• Danny is a 19yr old brummie tit


• Annette is as mad as a sack of badgers


• They changed the jukebox into some kind of dog shit that just spews out wank whenever it?s plugged in


• the pool table is the wrong way round and doesn?t take change


• Drinking-up time is at drinking-up time

  – in short the place has gone down hill since Mike and Sarah left (just because you?re from down south doesn?t mean that you have to take the pub down to that sub-level of shite), so we decided to boycott the place and that?s that.   You see, the point is that we?ve been drinking in the White Hart for about 9 years so we understandably became quite attached to it – home is where the Hart is after all. We also worked out that between the 4 of us we were spending over ?1000 a month in there.

 
- This was our bargaining tool;
 
We knew that one of the reasons that Mike left was because of the ?200 a week rent increase by the brewery (sack-suckers) so if we stopped spending our money in there we might just be able to make it fold.
 
- Don´t get me wrong though – we did give them a chance…….
 
…..but i´m afraid that they spoilt the oppurtunity…so we went ahead with the plan.
 
We have the power.

 
They are now closed after 4 months.
 
As we speak the pretenders are packing they´re bags for sunny Birmingham, leaving Ashbourne tomorrow and we should have some new people to play with by the end of next week.
 
We did it.
 
Anything is possible when our powers are combined, like some sort of moralistic children´s cartoon: we fucked the baddies right off.