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Archive for February, 2005

I’ve been a little bit skint this month so been staying in this week.

Thought I’d catch up on some washing and ironing since i haven’t done any for about a month and I’ve got no clean tshirts.

Luckily I’ve discovered ironing in a manly way.

It was so simple – iron in one hand, TV in front of you and a can of Fosters in the other hand!!

Just hope i finish before i get wasted and the phone rings (think about it….)

So yesterday i left work and walked out to the carpark. I was looking accross the carpark at this other car and not looking where I was going and then walked into my car. Great.

I got home and decided to do some ironing since i haven’t done any washing for a month. I was watching TV at the same time and after a bit i realised i had been ironing the same bit of tshirt for 15 minutes. Turns out i had pulled the plug out of the wall and the iron wasn’t on any more. Wonderful.

Went out to the car this morning and had to wipe all the snow off. Opened the door and turned it on while i was standing next to it. Decided to get rid of some snow by puttign the windscreen wipers on… while the door was still open. Me and the inside of the car ended up covered in snow! Ace…

This is what happens if i don’t have a drink for 3 days!!

Gonna try and make it through the day without hurting myself. As Scriv would say: ‘It’s called an electric shock because you’re not expeccting it!’.

So everyone was in Madisons the other night (it’s a shit nightclub in Ashbourne) pissed up as usual.

Clint and Screech were break dancing on the dance floor.

Steve stood at the top of the stairs leading down to the dance floor.

He shouted ‘Hey, Clint! Watch this!’, then he tried to do a somersault down the stairs.

Apparently it was really funny when he landed on the floor screaming because he’d dislocated his shoulder…

Nice one!