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Archive for May, 2005

Some people just aren´t satisfied with this half-arsed, dodgy service I attempt to provide! Don´t blame em really.
 
How´s the font now Pete (and Emit sometimes)? It should be fixed now I think but I´m not sure what I´m doing since I write erotic novels about dolphins for a living (they´re REALLY unpopular for some reason). If it aint reet give me a shout on i-dont-care-if-my-website-is-shit@gurus.homelinux.com all I´ll have another crack.

 
Right, I´m off to surf the net for more pictures of Flipper

Finally got around to putting some of the photos I´ve got sent from Jayce´s BBQ. If anyone has any more then send me em an I´ll put em on. There´s also a new video.

 
Oh and Tig rang up and told me about Sunday. Him and Kate went down to Cary´s to play Fusseball and I think Kate must have missed cos she went to bang her head on the table (gently though), but because she was pissed she smacked it really hard and might have broken her nose. Oops…
 
Oh and Ema got tackled at football by some guy. She wasn´t playing though, just standing at the side texting someone. That´ll learn you to watch the game!

Ok loyal readers, if you´ve ever been out drinking with us (and I think most regular visiters have. Thats those who aren´t looking for free porn and came here by accident) know that we can get pretty pissed.
 
Someone managed to get a little more pissed than usual though… I´m gona keep it anonymous though so leave a comment below if you figured it out! (I´m still gonna get an ass kicking for putting this here though)

 
After getting thoroughly rat-arsed in Madisons in Ashbourne Person A (pissed) rang Person B (sober) for the time-tested drunk conversation which went a little like this:
 
"I really like you [Person B]".
"Are you drunk?"
"I think I´m lost…."
"Can you see your car?"
"Yes, it´s there!"

"You´re probably near your house then."
"I really like you [Person B]".
 
…etc, etc. Classic, we´ve all been there. Person A then tried to get in their front door, which was difficult since they didn´t even have their keys in their hand, so just went ahead and pissed themselves.
 
Solid.

If you’re bored at work, or have your own wireless network, a latop and want something to look through while you’re on the bog (like me…), then take a look at the brand new Les Arcs 2005 Photo Gallery