Ok loyal readers, if you´ve ever been out drinking with us (and I think most regular visiters have. Thats those who aren´t looking for free porn and came here by accident) know that we can get pretty pissed.
Someone managed to get a little more pissed than usual though… I´m gona keep it anonymous though so leave a comment below if you figured it out! (I´m still gonna get an ass kicking for putting this here though)
After getting thoroughly rat-arsed in Madisons in Ashbourne Person A (pissed) rang Person B (sober) for the time-tested drunk conversation which went a little like this:
"I really like you [Person B]".
"Are you drunk?"
"I think I´m lost…."
"Can you see your car?"
"Yes, it´s there!"
"You´re probably near your house then."
"I really like you [Person B]".
…etc, etc. Classic, we´ve all been there. Person A then tried to get in their front door, which was difficult since they didn´t even have their keys in their hand, so just went ahead and pissed themselves.
Solid.
I think person A needs to learn a bit of self control! I’ll tell you what though: i wish person A had held on and saved the piss for person B’s face!