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Archive for July, 2005

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Ask Jeeves Interview

A certain young lady was telling me it´s quiet easy! All you need to do is spread Nutella on your thinky and Bob´s your uncle!

 
To make sure she doesn´t get too wound up about this, I´m going to disguise her name. It was _arah

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Scriv and Lee said that the email thing wasn´t working so I´ve gone through and tried to fix it. Seems to work in Hotmail an Gmail now. Let me know.
 
For the rest of you, this is another one of those massive time wastes. I was going to put that at the beginning in big letters so you just stopped reading there but I´m told I can be a wind-up merchant so I´m going to put it here at the bottom. I could have even just sent the email out to just Al n Lee and saved the rest of you all this trouble. Oh well. Anyone even read down this far? Good.

Ayup all!

More photos

Got some photos off Snoopy of the bbq on the park (both weeks I think), plus toe wrestling day:

 
BBQ on the park

Yup, thats right folks! It´s Wednesday morning and I´m bored again… So here we have the top however-I-can-remember chat up lines from the last year or so.

• "Dance with me or I´ll shit in your handbag"


• "I want to take you home and have angry sex until the neighbours call the police"


• "You´ve got the most beautiful eyes. You´re fit!"


• "I want to get you pregnant…"

There´s loads more but I can´t remember them at the moment! But to make up for it here´s some random quotes (slightly changed so that I don´t have to type as much):

• "I´ve printed out the rules for poker so we can figure out who wins when two people have four aces"


• "Has Nutella got nuts in it"


• "Has Strawberry jam got jam in it"


• "I´m not stupid, I´m female"

First person to get me one wins a prize. Possibly hippo poo!

http://www.oink.demon.co.uk/hippo.htm

Saturday was the toe wrestling world championships up at the Bentley Brook outside Ashbourne. It was pretty good but Beagle said not as good as last year. We did manage to get a bigger audience than the final for our hill rolling competition. Videos coming soon!

Steve´s the captain of the White Hart pool team and he takes it quite seriously, so last week when he had to work and rang up to find out what the score was they decided to wind him up by telling him we had lost. This week I decided to take it up a notch.
 
In the league you play two games of doubles and five games of singles so you need at least five players. You can use a wild card so you can get away with four for a couple of games.
 
About an hour before we were supposed to start I texted him to say we´d only got two people. He rang up about 3 seconds later to find out what was going on so I said that nobody had turned up. He said he´d do his duty and ring around everyone. Niel, Ferge and Jayce were already there so they just ignored their phones.

 
He rang back a bit later to say that he´d got hold of Clint and JD and they were on the way down but couldn´t get hold of anyone else. He also said that Ferge would be down cos he´d spoken to him ealier. That gave us five if they all turned up so he said he´d ring back when we started to check what was going on. I told him that noone had seen Ferge (even though he´d been in the pub with us for two hours) but we´d play with four.
 
I waited until we´d played both games of doubles and then texted him to say Kev had disappeared and we were going to have to forfeit. We also got Lesa to text him saying we were forfeiting and it was a sham. Unfortunately he then went and rang JD and we hadn´t filled him on the plan so he said it was him, Ferge and Kev who was there. So I went to the bogs to try and convince him me an Clint had gone down Cary´s. The conversation went something like this:

• Nobody turned up so me and Clint fucked off


• Well go back up and play then!


• Nah, too late now mate.


• …. have you been winding me up all night?


• Pffff… yes mate. We´ve all been here for hours!


• You fucker!!!

I then went out and told the boys and we all texted him at the same time saying "Gullible wanker". He was not happy!
 
We won though!

Just so you all know (except the Ashbourne lot) when you all text me over the next couple of months to see if I want to go out for a beer in Nottingham, chances are that I´ll say no cos I´ve moved! Be really nice to me and I might even tell you where, Bwa ha ha ha!!!!!
 
Oh yeah, and for those who´ve got too much time on a Sunday afternoon, go on Smash Hits music channel on Sky and do the Love-o-matic or whatever its called. You can text in two names and they´ll tell you how compatible you are! It really works too! Give it a go, see if you can beat me and Tiger who got 94%