Ignore this you Ashbourne lot

Just so you all know (except the Ashbourne lot) when you all text me over the next couple of months to see if I want to go out for a beer in Nottingham, chances are that I´ll say no cos I´ve moved! Be really nice to me and I might even tell you where, Bwa ha ha ha!!!!!
 
Oh yeah, and for those who´ve got too much time on a Sunday afternoon, go on Smash Hits music channel on Sky and do the Love-o-matic or whatever its called. You can text in two names and they´ll tell you how compatible you are! It really works too! Give it a go, see if you can beat me and Tiger who got 94%