Yup, thats right folks! It´s Wednesday morning and I´m bored again… So here we have the top however-I-can-remember chat up lines from the last year or so.
- "Dance with me or I´ll shit in your handbag"
- "I want to take you home and have angry sex until the neighbours call the police"
- "You´ve got the most beautiful eyes. You´re fit!"
- "I want to get you pregnant…"
There´s loads more but I can´t remember them at the moment! But to make up for it here´s some random quotes (slightly changed so that I don´t have to type as much):
- "I´ve printed out the rules for poker so we can figure out who wins when two people have four aces"
- "Has Nutella got nuts in it"
- "Has Strawberry jam got jam in it"
- "I´m not stupid, I´m female"
