Wellsy's World

Archive for August, 2005

Here´s something for all you people who look at the site at work. None of the rude pictures and no swearing!

 
Office Friendly Wellsy´s World
 
Man I´m bored!

My old ringtone was Chemical Brothers – Galvanised. I was just listening to Jo Wiley on my PC and she started playing it in the background and so I went to answer my phone.
 
Only thing is I went and answered my mouse instead. Oh well.

Sorry ladies, just having a bit of a rant…
 
Actually I can´t be arsed. I think I just need a girlfriend.
 
Fuck it. I´m going to bed instead!

I was going through the stuff on my phone and found this.
 

 
I don´t remember it. Where the fuck did this come from?

Oh, if you’re at work you might want to wait till you get home before pressing play

And if you just press the fast forward button on the right hand side it sounds like the chipmonks on speed!

It´s taken nearly a month and a half of trying. I´ve spent days sitting at my desk with a determined look on my face and sweat on my brow, but something always came up that stopped me. It seemed that I´d never be able to do it…

 
Then last night it happened. Finally. I had a night in for the first time since I moved back to Ashbourne!! No beer what so ever!!!
 
True, I didn´t get home from work until 10:30 but that´s not the point you moaning bastards!

Don´t say I don´t aim to please! Yet another feature to the site!
Random Quotes – go and add any that are funny

We were talking about this site over the last week some time and someone said that I´m not on here enough doing stupid things. That´s partly because when I do I´m too wasted to remember them! But I don´t want people to think I´m sensible or anything: I have a reputation to think of! So here´s one of my stupidest ones from a few years ago.

 
I was working in Leicester at the time but had been in Ashbourne all weekend. I was driving back fairly late on a Sunday night and was a bit tired. I stopped off at the MacDonalds at Pride Park to get a coffee from the drive through. Thats shit is hot so I couldn´t drink it straight away so I put it on the dashboard to cool down. Unfortunately the dashboard in my Belmont wasn´t very good for balancing cups on and it kept falling off. I thought I´d pull over down the road and drink the coffee so in the mean time I put the steaming hot cup of coffee between my legs. See where this is going yet?
 
All was going well until some complete dick came along and cut me up so bad that I had to slam the brakes on. This had the effect of making me crush the cup and covering my groin in burning coffee. Screaming and swearing I managed to get off the dual carriageway and pull in to a spot next to some houses. Still swearing a lot I noticed a 2 litre bottle of coke in the passenger foot-well.
 
It all ended with some guy jogging past seeing me pouring coke over my grotch and pulling what he probably thought was a sex-face. House prices have fallen around there…

Scriv´s random comment of the weekend. A couple walked into the White Hart and said hello to Scriv. His reply was along the lines

• "Sarah, this is paul that i work with. Paul, this is sarah. We have a sexual relationship."

Last night we went up to the Nags Head in Hulland Ward to watch Screech and Niel play pool in the something-beginning-with-A Cup. It was a bit of a change but they didn´t manage to win. Sarah had kindly offered to drive so after last orders we decided to head back to Ashbourne and go the Green Man for one.
 
We got out to the car park and jumped in the car. At this point Sarah noticed a massive spider on her wing mirror. She´s "a little scared" of them for some reason so she asked me to get rid of it. We decided to wind her window down instead because that was funnier….
 

We did this a few more times before I decided to be "nice" and get rid of it. I don´t like spiders either so I wasn´t going to pick it up but by this time it had crawled onto the door and probably would have dropped off when we moved, so I pretended to pick it up and get back in the car. At this point Sarah screamed and pulled away, and started to do doughnuts in the car park with the back door wide open while me and Beagle were laughing at her. She stopped about five minutes later.
 
We spent the rest of the way back freaking her out by touching her neck and blowing on her hair until she nearly drove into a ditch. Good fun!

I vaguely remember leaving work last Wednesday and that´s about it! The Big Chill was great and I´d decided to have a few extra days off to recover… That didn´t really work since I just got hammered every day and can´t remember going home for the last three nights. I must have though since I keep waking up there!

 
Time to do some work now and try and save some ma-honey! Oh, and I´m never drinking champagne again since it made me feel like crap all the next day. Might put some more videos on this afternoon and update the software so it only sends out one email if I update the site more than once in a day! Notice how I´m doing that after its sent out four today. Good am ah!
 
Oh yeah, had a bit of an Anika Rice moment yesterday. Was in the Swan with Steve and he got a phone call. All of a sudden he said drink up and we dashed out and started running round Ashbourne! We got down to Shawcroft flats and found Pete, John n Keith on a first floor balcony holding a sofa. We managed to get it up into the flat and then went for a pint. Random!