Some Top Tips

Got one of those emails that get sent around from Kat so I thought I´d put my favourites on here:


  • An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an  inexpensive vibrator.
  • Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of ´rodeo sex´. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can ´stay mounted´ for.
  • Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.

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