Got one of those emails that get sent around from Kat so I thought I´d put my favourites on here:
- An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.
- Spice up your sex life by trying a bit of ´rodeo sex´. Take your missus from behind and, holding on tightly to her jugs, call her by the wrong name. See how long you can ´stay mounted´ for.
- Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whisky. The following morning you can create the effects of a hangover by drinking a thimble full of washing up liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.