We were talking about this site over the last week some time and someone said that I´m not on here enough doing stupid things. That´s partly because when I do I´m too wasted to remember them! But I don´t want people to think I´m sensible or anything: I have a reputation to think of! So here´s one of my stupidest ones from a few years ago.
I was working in Leicester at the time but had been in Ashbourne all weekend. I was driving back fairly late on a Sunday night and was a bit tired. I stopped off at the MacDonalds at Pride Park to get a coffee from the drive through. Thats shit is hot so I couldn´t drink it straight away so I put it on the dashboard to cool down. Unfortunately the dashboard in my Belmont wasn´t very good for balancing cups on and it kept falling off. I thought I´d pull over down the road and drink the coffee so in the mean time I put the steaming hot cup of coffee between my legs. See where this is going yet?
All was going well until some complete dick came along and cut me up so bad that I had to slam the brakes on. This had the effect of making me crush the cup and covering my groin in burning coffee. Screaming and swearing I managed to get off the dual carriageway and pull in to a spot next to some houses. Still swearing a lot I noticed a 2 litre bottle of coke in the passenger foot-well.
It all ended with some guy jogging past seeing me pouring coke over my grotch and pulling what he probably thought was a sex-face. House prices have fallen around there…
