Archive for October, 2005

  • Dust storm on Mars

    Dust storm on Mars

    Apparently this weekend you can see a dust storm on Mars using a telescope in your back garden.   Thought you might be interetsed Sarah, since last weekend we saw your anus.   Hee hee, sorry.

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  • The best and worst chatup lines of all time

    The best and worst chatup lines of all time

    Picture the scene. Across a crowded room you spot someone so gorgeous you can?t help but go over and introduce yourself. But you?re completely tongue-tied, searching for that first thing to say is harder than you?d possibly imagined. We?ve scoured high and low to solve...

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  • Happy birthday

    Happy birthday

    I didn´t realise but I´ve been doing this shite for over a year now. It was one on the 2nd August.   What a waste of time!

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  • Dont give bayonets to children

    Dont give bayonets to children

    And now for something completely random…

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  • Shit Jokes

    Shit Jokes

    Man says to wife ´I had a wet dream about you last night, I dreamt you got run over by a bus and I pissed myself laughing´.    My uncle just got struck off the medical register for having sex with his patients, it´s a...

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  • 14 Rules Men Wish Women Knew

    14 Rules Men Wish Women Knew

    Don´t blame me. People send me this stuff1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it?s up put it down. 2. Sometimes, he?s not thinking about you. Live with it. 3. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 4. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you...

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  • Anyone know what happened on Sunday?

    Anyone know what happened on Sunday?

    Cos I don´t… Anyway:   Two women were riding their rickety old bikes down the back streets of Rome one late afternoon. As it turns dusk, the increasing darkness starts making one of the women a little nervous. She leans over to the other and...

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  • 25 Things That Make You Feel Like A Man: The LIst

    25 Things That Make You Feel Like A Man: The LIst

    1, OPENING JARS – nnng, she´s struggling. You take it from her hands, open it effortlessly and pretend she loosened it for you. She didn´t. Jars are men´s work.   2, CALLING SOMEONE ´SON´ – Especially policeman but even saying it to kids makes you...

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  • Its Me!

    Its Me!

    I love it!

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  • Quote of the morning

    Quote of the morning

    We were round Sarah´s and here´s the quote from the morning: Rachael: "Considering it´s Saturday morning and we´re all friends we´ve been talking about taking it up the arse a lot" Sarah: "I like it"

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