We were reading an email that Kev´s got with a list of 15 things that make you a man. We then headed down to the pub and thought we´d see how many we could get done. Here´s the ones we did:
- Walk into a pub and your mates shout "hey". Its because they´re pissed but no one else knows that. Nice one Steve!
- Neck three quaters of a pint, stand up and head for the door while everyone else is trying to catch up with you. You da man Beagle!
- Punch your mate on the arm and say "cunt". This translates as "Hey there mate. I missed you while you were in the hospital". I´ll take the credit for that one.
- Walk through the office heading for the toilet with a magazine in your hand. Yup, I´m not doing much for the next half hour.
There were a couple more as well but I can´t remember them at the moment. I´ll get the full list as well so you can play too!
I know a guy called dr frankenstein, he can make you a real man.