14 Rules Men Wish Women Knew

Don´t blame me. People send me this stuff

1. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it?s up put it down.

2. Sometimes, he?s not thinking about you. Live with it.

3. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

4. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don?t expect us to like it.

5. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don?t work.

6. No, he doesn?t know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

7. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We?re bound to miss sometimes.

8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

10. Don?t fake it. We?d rather be ineffective than deceived.

11. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

12. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

13. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

14. Anyone can buy condoms.