Archive for November 9th, 2005
November 9th, 2005 | 
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Bloody Trent Barton coach tours
Since we´ve been busy at work I´ve been getting the 6:30 bus to work. This morning I woke up and wondered why it was light already. Turns out it was because it was 10:00 so I jumped out of bed to try and get the 10:20.
The bus turned up while I was finishing my fag so I let the other people get on. As it turned out hardly anyone got on and the bus drove off while I was still standing there like a twat swaying slightly from the hangover. Great. Then I heard someone say it was running late and was going to Mayfield so I nipped to Sainsbury´s before it got back.
This time I got onto the bus and headed to Derby. We managed to get as far as Brailsford and then found the cops had closed the A52 and we headed off into the country. Half an hour after we should have been in Derby we pulled out onto the bus route again and then turned back towards Ashbourne! As it happens it wasn´t a massive goverment wind up, he just had to drop some people off in Brailsford – 50 meters from where we had turned off 45 minutes ago.
Two hours after leaving Ashbourne we finally got to Derby, and nearly t-boned some dick in a white van that pulled out in front of us. Taxi please!