Archive for November 21st, 2005

  • How to flirt with girls on a bus

    How to flirt with girls on a bus

    I was waiting for the bus this morning and I saw this girl looking at me a few times. The bus turned up and she got on first. I got on and was thinking "Hmmm, flirting, how does that work again? Oh yeah, smile at...

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  • Shit Joke Of The Day

    Shit Joke Of The Day

    Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.   "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you´ll have lost at least...

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  • Paintballing in Brailsford

    Paintballing in Brailsford

    This weekend we went paintballing at Brailsford near Ashbourne. It´s really really ace and I think we´re going again in a few weeks. If you´re planning on going, here´s a bit of advice: you get the overauls, protective goggles and hood in camo colours, so...

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  • Another Monday morning rant

    Another Monday morning rant

    Dammit, I´m getting old Ooooo, me knees were givin me gyp this morning It´s bloody cold out there. I´d like to be in front of a nice warm fire with me pipe n slippers Bloody kids! When was the last time one of them yoofs...

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  • Unfortunate Domain Names

    Unfortunate Domain Names

    Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com   2) Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views: http://www.expertsexchange.com   3) Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net   4) Need a therapist?...

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