Wellsy's World

Dammit, I´m getting old

• Ooooo, me knees were givin me gyp this morning


• It´s bloody cold out there. I´d like to be in front of a nice warm fire with me pipe n slippers


• Bloody kids! When was the last time one of them yoofs gave me their seat on the bus ay?
• 65p for a can of fizzy pop? That´s daylight robbery luv!

I´m ace at being a grumpy old bastard!