How to flirt with girls on a bus

I was waiting for the bus this morning and I saw this girl looking at me a few times. The bus turned up and she got on first. I got on and was thinking "Hmmm, flirting, how does that work again? Oh yeah, smile at her" so I did. Then she sneezed at me. Damn I´m good.

 
Oh yeah, there was a cowboy on the bus with a southern (UK) accent. Weird…

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