Shit Joke Of The Day

Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
 
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you´ll have lost at least 5 pounds."
 
When Mr Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that´s amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

 
Mr Lee nodded. "I´ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."
 
"From hunger, you mean?"…..
 
"No, from skipping."…

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