Archive for December, 2005

  • How do you go Cow Tipping?

    How do you go Cow Tipping?

    Are you sitting quietly class? Then we shall begin. First, it takes at least two people weighing at least 11 stone to tip over the acerage cow. You need to push the cow at the top of its side and quite quickly to get it...

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  • Thats what it was…

    Thats what it was…

    … finally remembered what it was I was gonna put on this morning.   I´ve updated the videos bit so that the first page just displays the list of all the videos so you don´t have to go through them all to find something.

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  • Sarah has a 28″ bush

    Sarah has a 28″ bush

    … or that´s what Scriv said on Monday night.   Can´t remember what I was actually gonna put on here now so that´ll have to do. Coffee time.

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  • Clints weird pulling technique

    Clints weird pulling technique

    Me and Tony were on about the CrushCalulator test (email me and I´ll send you the link if you want) and who had done it yet. I told him who had and he asked me who Acey was so I sent him a link to...

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  • Interesting scientific fact

    Interesting scientific fact

    Just found this while doing some… er…. research:     "A survey of 95 male students found that those who preferred small breasts were more likely to be religious, less likely to drink and smoke and more likely to be depressed. Social scientists have found...

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  • A few more…

    A few more…

    "Nice pants, can I talk you out of them?"   "You?r eyes are like wrenches, everytime I see them my nuts tighten."   "Your face or mine?"   "I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"   "So…. do you come here often,...

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  • Why do I keep doing this to myself?

    Why do I keep doing this to myself?

    I got into the center of Derby about half an hour early for the bus because I had to go to the bank (ah, the burdens of having a company to run) so I had to kill some time.   I decided to get something...

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  • More shit chatup lines

    More shit chatup lines

    "Was it difficult getting into those jeans? Can I try?"   "Oh baby, you look so good I could drink your bath water!"   "Why don?t you sit on my face so that I can eat my way to your heart."   "Hi, my name...

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  • Funniest thing Ive read today

    Funniest thing Ive read today

    Don´t ask how I found this. I sometimes find some random stuff when I´m searching t´interweb:   "Oral sex can cause infection. Who needs an STI in the mouth? Flavoured condoms are like sweets which don?t rot your teeth. Fabulous."   http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/girls/sexloveandlife/agonyaunts/drmel/faq_oralsex.shtml

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