Archive for December 5th, 2005

  • More shit chatup lines

    More shit chatup lines

    "Was it difficult getting into those jeans? Can I try?"   "Oh baby, you look so good I could drink your bath water!"   "Why don?t you sit on my face so that I can eat my way to your heart."   "Hi, my name...

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  • Funniest thing Ive read today

    Funniest thing Ive read today

    Don´t ask how I found this. I sometimes find some random stuff when I´m searching t´interweb:   "Oral sex can cause infection. Who needs an STI in the mouth? Flavoured condoms are like sweets which don?t rot your teeth. Fabulous."   http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/girls/sexloveandlife/agonyaunts/drmel/faq_oralsex.shtml

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