More shit chatup lines

"Was it difficult getting into those jeans? Can I try?"
 
"Oh baby, you look so good I could drink your bath water!"
 
"Why don?t you sit on my face so that I can eat my way to your heart."
 

"Hi, my name is Scott, but you can call me milk ?cause I?ll do your body good."
 
"Do you sleep on your stomach?" "Can I?"
 
"Thats a nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?"
 
"Excuse me, do you want to go fuck now, or do I owe you an apology."
 
"Hey babe, I have clean underwear on."
 

"Want to go back to my place and talk about math?" pause for questioned face… "We?ll add you to me, subtract our clothing, divide your legs, and multiply."
 
Man: "Do you want to go get a pizza and fuck?" (assuming woman says no) Man: "What?s the matter…You don?t like pizza?"
 
"Miss, If you?ve lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?"
 
A classic from the movie Fletch: (to girl in towel): "Excuse me, could i borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo"

 
"I?d look good on you"
 
"Why don?t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we?ll talk about the first thing that pops up"
 
"I bet you I have more pubic hair than you"
 
"Do you know how to use a whip?"
 
"I?m in the process of writing a phone-book. May I have your number?"
 
"I love every bone in your body – especially mine"

 
"Hi! Can I buy you a car?"
 
"My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it!"
 
"I?m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?"