Hello by the way!
I love this joke though that might say something about my sense of humour!!
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian.
The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.
Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I´m bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn´t have any worries about being eaten"
As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned into a shark.
Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.
Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn´t realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.
While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can´t believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.
With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail – it´s much worse).
Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where´s Christian?" he asked.
"He´s at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.
Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian´s house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It´s me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."
Christian replied "No way man, you´ll eat me. You´re a shark, the enemy and I´ll not be tricked."
Justin cried back "No, I´m not. That was the old me. I´ve changed. I´ve found Cod, I´m a prawn again Christian."
