Archive for April, 2006

  • All the bus drivers think I’m retarded

    All the bus drivers think I’m retarded

    I´m convinced of it now cos some of them have started giving me strange looks like when you see a puppy on a wet kitchen floor and it can´t stand up on it´s own. There is a couple of reasons for this though. When I...

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  • If women were football teams

    If women were football teams

    Here´s one for you football fans out there: Birmingham – Pamela Anderson: Used to look good in the cups but now a declining force. Plus millions of people watched them get a good seeing to. Wigan – Davina McCall: Poor attendances confirm they´ve been promoted above...

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  • Phew! Found it again

    Phew! Found it again

    After the picture went missing I finally managed to track it down.   Ta da!

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  • How to make an arse of yourself in public

    How to make an arse of yourself in public

    I´ve started catching the bus to work from outside the Hart so I can get a seat before all the college scrotes get on. Still normally have to share a seat with someone though. This morning it was a quite attractive young lady.   So...

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