How to make an arse of yourself in public

I´ve started catching the bus to work from outside the Hart so I can get a seat before all the college scrotes get on. Still normally have to share a seat with someone though. This morning it was a quite attractive young lady.
 
So I did what any bloke would do to act cool. I got to the funny bit in my book and blew a massive snot bubble.

 
Such is life….

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