The Smoking Ban doesn’t work!!!

If you don’t want to listen to me ranting, just skip down to the loke

It’s not exactly suprising that the government has fucked it up again but it’s got to be said that the smoking ban doesn’t work. The whole point is to get nice clean air in public places like… pubs.

The only problem is that most pubs are at least half filled with blokes and as it’s constantly pointed out to us, blokes fart. This never used to be a problem cos everyone around him would just light up and the problem just goes away. Not any more. Now everyone has to go outside – including the non smokers. Great.

So whats next, ban farting? Ban onions (I don’t like the smell)? Alternatively they could fuck off with their interfering and just let us live our lives.

Anyway, enough ranting. Just a bit wound up cos there’s nothing on but Nicoret adverts and a certain special someone is constantly annoying me by text message.

Joke Time
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking centipede. The shopkeeper puts it in a matchbox and he takes it home. Later that night he opens the box and says to the centipede

I’m nipping down the pub. Do you want to come?

The centipede looks at him but says nothing. He closes the matchbox and goes for a shower before going out. Half an hour later he open the matchbox again and says

I’m just going out for a pint. Do you want to come?

Again the centipede looks at him but says nothing. He decides to wait another half an hour and then tries again

Look, I’m heading out now. Do you want to come or not?

The centipede looks at him and says

I heard you the first time. I’m putting my fucking shoes on