I’m not even going to mention that it’s the middle of July, has rained every day so far this month and is cold enough to need a coat for work every day… we need to do something about global warming!
My latest crrrrrazy idea is that we can help to stop global warming by not mowing the lawn any more! Stick with me here – it gets scientific. Apparently the reason we are all going to drown in icebergs is because there’s too much carbon dioxide in the air and we need to reduce the amount we all produce by walking the fifteen miles to work every day.
Alternatively we can reduce the amount of carbon dioxide in the air by having more plants since it’s what they eat. If you don’t mow the lawn that means you’ve got bigger grass which eats more carbon dioxide and saves the world! Genius.
My other ideas are:
- Stop farting – also helps with the smoking ban
- Stop beathing out – helps with road congestion by significantly reducing the population
- Go back to living in caves and hunting deer – reduces litter
- Just move to another planet when this one is broken – increases tourism somehow
There you go – if anyone from the government is reading this, give me a call – I can fix all your problems just like that!
