I am so fucking bored!!!

Arrgghhh! I hate Fridays when I can’t be arsed to work. It just drags and drags….

I’ve tried actually working, playing games on my laptop, browsing the internet, everything! Time for something drastic. Maybe I could:

  • Walk to Asda and buy a Pot Noodle
  • Sit outside and see how many fags I can smoke before I feel sick
  • Wander into town and start getting drunk early
  • Find out what this email is that just came in saying “You have received a Irish Car Bomb from Sarah Ivins.”

Think I’ll do the last one and then go buy a pot noodle if I survive…

BORED!!

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