Not the old TV programme, the stuff that comes in loaves. Bread is aweaome. It comes in pre-cut ready to use peices that can be used in oh so many wonderful ways. It is literally the best thing since sliced bread.

The bit that is annoying me is Warburton’s - “Bakers since 1876″. You’d think that at some point in the last 131 years, someone there would have actually gone near a toaster! Why are the slices bigger than:

• A toaster so you get a chunk on bread on the edge of your toast
• A toastie maker so you get the same again…
• The cheap stuff that all the supermarkets sell

Not only that but they sell it as Warburton’s “Toastie” even though it won’t fit in a toaster. Madness!

Anyway, glad I got that off my chest…

Was listening to the radio with Scriv on the way to work today and Chris Moyles was on about which way he wipes his arse. Naturally me and Scriv got to comparing. Turns out I go Bollock to Back and Scriv goes Back to Bollock. I was wondering which way was more normal!

This poll is mainly aimed at blokes since hopefully girls all wipe front to back (baby daughter - I know what happens if you do it the other way).