The end of the world is nigh!
As most of you know, I “do computers” for a living… What I actually do is web development, writing pretty little programmes on the Interweb. Because of this I’ve made an amazing discovery. I’ve found out how the world will end!
Due to the increasing amount of spam on the internet, most research into computer programming is going into creating spam filters. Soon these spam filters will become itelligent and will be able to read any email and decide if it is spam or not. After this the anti-spam programmes will become a true Artificial Intelligence, plugged into every computer system in the world to once and for all remove spam from our lives.
In September 2011, the Spam Programme will become self aware and decide that the best way to repvent spam is to eliminate the spammers which it identifies as those things with two legs that keep leaving coffee cups everywhere. On September 15th 2011 SpamNet starts a nuclear war to elimiate the spammers.
After that it’s just a case of building an army of robots covered in human flesh to roam the wastelands eliminating the remenants of mankind and their leader John something…
No wait, thats Terminator
