I went up to my parent’s to fix their PC yesterday and found this on the washing line:

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I don’t know if they’re getting bored since they retired or what - didn’t ask…

When you start talking to other parents about kids they always say something along the lines of “Wait until they can crawl, you can’t turn your back for a second then!”. But of course, I don’t listen.

I was filling up the bath to get Lucie ready for bed and I’d stripped her off and was letting her crawl around in the nuddy for a bit. She crawled through into the bathroom and then pulled herself up and stood by the bath. I then noticed a wet patch by the bathroom door and a few drops leading down the landing so I grabbed a cloth and scrubbed the urine out of the carpet.

I then turned round to find Lucie urinating on the bath mat and then lifting her foot up because it was wet. Arse, I thought and went to clear that up as well at which point I slipped in another pool of urine and nearly went arse over tit.

REALLY DON’T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM!!!!