Archive for April, 2008
Quote of the day
April 25th, 2008 | 
Author: “Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.”
“When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his taxi.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.”
“We women don’t nag, we just give advice. It’s not our fault if men don’t bloody listen the first time”
“There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.”
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.”
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