Random Quotes
"Do you want to lick my beaters?" - Kirsty
"Stop it with the sex torture!" - Clint
"Do I need a passport to go to Scotland" - Acey
"i am a sex object....when i want sex women object" - ozzyashbourne
"men are from mars women from venus....farts are from uranus" - ozzyashbourne
"I'm sweating like a dyslexic on Countdown" - JC
"I have just fealt my hole and its HUGE...!!!" - sarah
"Promise me you'll stop eating out of date eggs" - Kirsty
"I have a rash on my elbow... Do you think its meningitis?" - sarah
"When you're Out of Mayo, you HAVE no sex life! " - Someone on slashdot.org
"I have a brain cold" - sarah
"on seeing a mans head drilled off...OOO thats almost as bad as torture..! " - sarah
"contact lenses are easy...I can put them in with my eyes shut ..." - sarah
"Sarah's got a 28" bush" - Screech
"I'm rubbing my lips against my ring" - Acey
"i swear like a nun with terats " - ac
"i didnt piss on the floor " - acey
"I was on Kev's living room floor on my hands and knees with tears running down my face" - Snoopy
"I'd rather shag a horse than my mum" - Acey
"The man in the little trousers hit the ball into the onion bag! Is that good?" - Scriv (after the England penalty)
"Me ? lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh? " - Homer
"How am I supposed to blow it if you've got your finger on it?" - Acey
"I don't eat much veg but cigarettes are a kind of plant" - Wellsy
"I'd rather shag my mum than a horse" - Nick
"If that's urine I'm going to shit on you" - Matt
"I've never snogged a girl without stubble" - Jez
"I think I'm quite sexually... what's the word... Good!" - Anon
"It's such a shame that perverts say that, because I probably would quite like to see their puppies" - Charlie
"I really, really like Dave, it's just that I can't stand the wanker" - Helen
"I woke up this morning and all I could taste was beer and minge!" - Duncan Brown
"Don't you just hate it when you masturbate over dead people?" - Jeremy Katz
"I've got more manly legs than Big Al" - Acey
"I do not stick my finger up my arse!" - Acey
"I was banging the fuck out of this man hole" - Jay
"i like sausage" - Georgie jo
"do you think anyones found the other side of the rainbow" - Acey
"You're just jealous cos the voices in my head only talk to me" - Some girl in Cary's
"That's the coffee shop I used to work at. I don't think it sells coffee any more, just tiles" - Bryony
"I keep thinking about gladiators and gorillas" - Sarah
"I meant to say 'I'm dancing at the moment but I'll come and talk to you in a minute' but it came out 'Pissed, fuck off'." - Screech
"I'll have a pint of what ever you're dripping " - Grit to Donna
"Is there jam in strawberry jam?" - Andy
"Has Nutella got nuts in it?" - Screech
"I'm reading about how to give a handjob" - Nicky
"Sarah, this is Paul that I work with. Paul, this is Sarah. We have a sexual relationship" - Screech
"Women are from Venus.... please contribute to their return voyage" - Andy S
"Are you scared or oddly arroused?" - Screech
"Good night last night wasn't it. I just can't remember when i stopped remembering" - Scriv
"I blame Darwin for my nipples!" - Tony (Actually talking about the dolphin off Seaquest DSV)
"Do you reckon Tony is really angry when he's having sex?" - Clint
"I love the smell of women" - Lee
"i really like salty cockporn" - clinton
"I'm not stupid. I'm female" - Sarah
