Might be time to get off Facebook and head out into the real world…

Just watching The Bourne Ultimatum and found out that my birthday is the same as Jason Bourne’s. It’s also the same as the Guy who played Ryan on The O.C. (Ben something).

Anyway, back to watching the film

Oh well, I’ll probably win it next week then. Or I might win at poker today if Clint ever gets ready!

The wedding was good last night - boddingtons makes my head hurt though…

I’ve also managed to spend £60 on texts in the last month somehow. I’d better win the lottery next week now!

Yay! At last. I’ve finally won the lottery!

Yup, my numbers came in on Friday and I won £29.70. Now where’s that Ferrari showroom?

Here you go:

Wedding Photos

“Nothing says, ‘I have no idea what to get you,’ quite like giant beige bath towels.”

“Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.”

“I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something”

“Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight?”

More random quotes

Just noticed that I’ve been doing this website for exactly three years today.

Still not sure if there’s any point to the website, but thats not the point.

Back to work…

Ayup Scriv, you learn the routine and I’ll put the soundtrack together

Check it out

I hate Sundays when there’s nothing to do… I would just go down the pub and get recked but Top Gear is on later and I really want to watch it. In the mean time I’m trying to kill time googling random things and seeing where I end up! Man, life is dull….

I did find an idea to relieve the boredom a bit, just not sure how much trouble I would get it. What you do is this:

• Pick a random name and Google their CV, e.g. “Dave Smith CV”
• Do some research on them to find out about them (FaceBook, Forums, Blogs etc)
• Email them (address on CV of course) pretending to be an old work colleague who got fired for secretly stalking them until the company found out

Good thing is you can find out about their personal life from FaceBook and drop in bits to confuse them and you can find out about their work history from their CV. Easy!

Other ideas included:

• trying not to think about penguins.
• pick a random word from a magazine and repeat it until it looses all meaning
• go through the neighbours bins

Ah well… If there’s any normal people out there who read this, can you email me and let me know how you pass the time!

Dammit! It’s really hard having being easily influenced sometimes. The latest one? FaceBook.

Can’t even remember why I signed up but it’s slowly taking over my life!! And here’s the proof - it’s 7pm on a Friday night, and am I in the pub drunk like most Fridays? No - I’m looking for people I know to make friends with.

Somebody facking help me!